Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong

I have the tendency to think I am right a lot of the time. Guy’s just now figuring this out and it is driving him a little nuts to say the very least. Let him just feel lucky that he didn’t know me back in the time when I was dating a boy named David. With David I was always right even when I was wrong — which then was a lot of the time because I was young and didn’t Google everything. I just assumed I knew what I was talking about, whatever that may be.

Yes, I was an ass.

I don’t have any instances to share of recent times because Guy cannot recall any off the top of his head, but I believe him because I know me. Thanks to blogging, I know myself very well. I am combative and argumentative enough and with that you have to have some sense of feeling right a lot of the time. At least that’s what I believe. I believe feeling right is a key ingredient for an argument or heated discussion.

I also don’t know of an instance where I was wrong which makes me wonder if he’s not just perturbed by the fact that I simply am right a lot of the time, possibly all of the time. See? There I go again.

I don’t know how to break this habit I have, but he’s going to point it out the next time we come to it. Shall be interesting to say the least.

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Revisiting 5 Truths & a Lie — The Answers

I stole a babydoll from a childhood friend and hid it in an old cedar chest when she came by trying to retrieve it.

This is true. I don’t really have any further elaboration on this because I don’t remember the outcome. I just remember hiding it.

I once when I was about 7 or 8 told a boy that I liked a boy in glasses while flipping my hair.

I have been a flirt since I was an infant. True story — ask my mom. Boys never had cooties in my eyes. In fact, my first boyfriend was pre-school. Now you may not consider that a relationship, but I was smitten and that’s all that mattered. His name was Zack.

My first kiss was when I was 9 or 10 behind a trashcan.

His name was Andrew and I believe we were in the 2nd or third grade. He lived in my neighborhood and we would play together all the time. Yes, we would sneak behind his trashcan in front of his house by the garage and peck kiss real quick before running back to playing whatever we were playing. No shame in my game.

I had sex with a guy in the same room at the same time my best friend was having sex with her boyfriend and I wasn’t on drugs.

Ok I may have been on drugs, but this still stands true. There were bunk beds in the living room and my girlfriend and her boyfriend thought it would be fun to see which guy could get his girl off the quickest. We’d had a night of partying out in strip clubs and the like. I ended up leaving before he officially started because I suddenly had a moral compass. But yes. This shockingly enough happened.

I used to take this guy Harvey with me to get fast food when I was high because with him we always scored free food.

I don’t even know how he did it. No matter what fast food chain we went to, he’d shmooze whoever was on the receiving end of the drive thru and we’d never have to pay. I was amazed by his skills and will admit I had a decent sized crush on this skater boy.

I haven’t done any other recreational drugs besides marijuana.

I have done ecstasy twice, cocaine more times than I can count, I’ve abused pharmaceuticals and I did try synthetic weed — but wouldn’t recommend it.

Revisiting: 7 Q’s & 5 Truths & a Lie

On November 22, 2013 I saw a post from Rarasaur. It’s her birthday today and my way of commemorating it is by repeating what I did last year today. Copying her blog post. She participated in two blog hops (I think they’re called — original credit is in the original post) and I followed in her steps. This time I am going to answer the questions and give new information and let’s see what lie you think I am telling. I miss you, Rara. Happy Birthday! I would link to her post, but it’s not there anymore.

7 Questions:

1. Why have you chosen your blog name?

I used to be CombatBabe, but I grew tired of being CB and decided it was time for a change. I’ve stuck with Wanna Be Uncool because to me it represents going against the grain, but doing so in a sense that is uniquely your own. Being you and not caring what others think, yet still being compassionate enough to embrace the way they think.

Alternate answer: It’s my favorite song by Courtney Love.

Pretty faces grab the headlines
You leave me nothing but my name
And all the grief keeps multiplying
And I pretend to feel no pain…

 2. When you have an hour of free-time, what do you do?

When I am not studying WordPress and PHP, I am playing on WordPress. Yes, I am a computer, internet geek. Totally uncool.

3. If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what would that be?

28. I like 28. It’s a good age.

4. If you could learn to do something, what would it be?

Well I am learning web design and development at the moment. I wouldn’t mind learning languages such as Ruby and Python. Coding drives me crazy and I think that’s why I love it.

5. What would be the first thing you’d buy if you won the lottery?

A new wardrobe. I am in need of some clothes. And money for said clothes.

6. What is the one thing that makes you absolutely unique?

I am the only person I know in my life that listens as well as I do. I think I would be taken aback if I met anyone as quiet as myself. And yes, it may not seem it here, but out in the rest of the world I am extremely quiet. I just don’t talk much.

 7. What is your favorite blog?

Would it be egocentric to say my own? I will a lot of the time go through my archives and just read random posts I have written. If I were an actor, I’d probably review everything I did and admire how well I delivered my lines. I am not saying I am a great blogger or writer, but I do enjoy the shit I have put out.

And technically all the blogs I follow because if I didn’t like them, I wouldn’t follow them. I love all you guys.


 

5 Truths & a Lie

  1. I stole a babydoll from a childhood friend and hid it in an old cedar chest when she came by trying to retrieve it.
  2. I once when I was about 7 or 8 told a boy that I liked a boy in glasses while flipping my hair.
  3. My first kiss was when I was 9 or 10 behind a trashcan.
  4. I had sex with a guy in the same room at the same time my best friend was having sex with her boyfriend and I wasn’t on drugs.
  5. I used to take this guy Harvey with me to get fast food when I was high because with him we always scored free food.
  6. I haven’t done any other recreational drugs besides marijuana.

Let me know in the comments which one YOU think is the lie!